Expiate: Boston Tournament Report
Who ate the Fruitcake? Expiate it!
Sunday, May 21.
This tournament was not prepared for the arrival of The Fruitcake.
As it rounded the corner, escorted by its New Hampshire Brethren, the
tournament was destined to be something special.
There were twelve participants in our tournament, and the Fruitcake
was *determined* to return to its homeland; it could not take any
chances.
The final standings before the final round were:
Matt Flint - 2GW, 6VP
Ben Peal - 2GW, 5VP
Scott Gomes - 1GW, 5VP
Josh Feuerstein - 1GW, 5VP
DJ Chagnon - 1GW, 5VP
Ben Swainbank - 1GW, 4VP
Kevin Mullen - 1GW, 3VP
John Eno - 0GW, 1VP, 94TP*
Matt Hirsch - 0GW, 1VP, 94TP*
Ulysses Lateiner - 0GW, 1VP
Steve Joyce - 0GW, 0VP
Greg Pettigrew - 0GW, 0VP
"This just won't do," pondered the Fruitcake. "How will I ever
return to the Live Free Or Die state? How can I live in a state that
has 5% sales tax?"
And, so it was.. The Fruitcake used its mystical ancient powers to
draw three of our finalists away. Mr. Peal was called away by the
melodic Siren's Lure of Maynard James Keenan, the Tool of the
Fruitcake. Mr. Chagnon, seduced by love, was called to his wife.
Mr. Flint had a sudden other commitment. These were no coincidences.
The Fruitcake was homesick.
Ben Swainbank was a finalist indeed.
A coin was flung into the air, and the magnetism generated by the
Fruitcake's mystical aura once again called out to the spirit of the
Old Man in the Mountain, and John Eno was thrust into the final
round, one further step in the Fruitcake's evil plan.
The Final Round was a rough one. As my Kiasyd stealth-bled their way
through the defenseless Ishtarri (Kevin M), the call of Saulot from
my new prey (Ben S) was unquestionable. I had to Accept the Gambit.
As I threw myself up against Saulot again and again, he Blissfully
caused the Agony of forcing me to fight my predator's (Scott G)
Rabbat. Again and again, her ghouled fleas gave the lethal bite of
peaceful rest. Bound to the Dragons of John Eno's Brujah Death Metal
Band, I succumbed to Rabbat's power, giving my predator two exquisite
victory points.
Still, Rabbat could not hold up for very long against the potent,
celeritous minions of the mighty Prophet of Fruitcake. Scott soon
fell. This left the two demons from New Hampshire to fight the final
Fruitcake Battle once again.
Due to the earlier Gambit I had Accepted, a victory for Saulot would
surely be a victory for the long-ousted Scott Gomes. Therefore, the
forces of the Fruitcake had no choice but to allow Mr. Eno the
ability to oust the mighty Antediluvian.
And so it did occur...
The Fruitcake rejoiced. Back to the Source, it may someday become
Free Again.
Here is the decklist for the inevitable victor, John Eno:
Deck Name : Old School Beats
Author : John Eno
Description :
CEL/pot rush. Jimmy and Bianca are the stars, and Volker should
probably be a second Bianca.
Crypt [12 vampires] Capacity min: 3 max: 6 average: 4.67
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1x Bianca 6 CEL pot pre Brujah:1
1x Julian Sanders 6 CEL PRE pot !Brujah:2
1x Sela 6 POT PRE cel obt bishop !Brujah:2
2x Rigby, Crusade Van 5 CEL PRE aus pot !Brujah:2
1x Volker, The Puppet 5 CEL pot prince Brujah:2
1x Evangeline 4 cel pot pre !Brujah:2
1x Hugo 4 POT pre vic !Brujah:2
2x Jimmy Dunn 4 CEL POT for Pander:2
1x Victor Tolliver 4 CEL pot !Brujah:2
1x Jacob Bragg 3 cel pot !Brujah:2
Library [90 cards]
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Master [13]
1x Amusement Park Hunting Ground
3x Blood Doll
1x Dreams of the Sphinx
1x Elder Library
2x Fame
2x Gang Territory
3x Haven Uncovered
Action [16]
10x Bum's Rush
3x Flurry of Action
3x Legal Manipulations
Combat [54]
6x Blur
1x Fast Hands
4x Flash
10x Immortal Grapple
4x Pursuit
7x Sideslip
6x Taste of Vitae
4x Thrown Sewer Lid
12x Torn Signpost
Event [1]
1x Dragonbound
Reaction [6]
6x Wake with Evening's Freshness
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